Found: First draft of Manics’ Wales Euro song, lyrics by Richey

 Let Robson Kanu sing from the notebooks of Richey James Edwards Dylan Thomas - can suck my cock Shirley Bassey - just isn’t that good Robbie Savage - self love in his mirrors Giggsy - married into group sex Morganwg - forged his own destiny Hartson - never looked right in the tight shirts Football, football Come on Wales Lebensraum Gareth Bale Adidas? kits by fila Charlotte Church - voice of an angel Bryn Terfel - you also do singing Ashley Williams - is actually from Smethwick Howard Marks - smoked for CIA Tom Jones - false tan traces bye bye Owain Glyndŵr - limited but effective Revol football Revol football Milk milk, Ian Rush Scouse scouse Fifa fifa


Let Robson Kanu sing
from the notebooks of Richey James Edwards
Dylan Thomas – can suck my cock
Shirley Bassey – just isn’t that good
Robbie Savage – self love in his mirrors
Giggsy – married into group sex
Morganwg – forged his own destiny
Hartson – never looked right in the tight shirts
Football, football
Come on Wales
Lebensraum Gareth Bale
Adidas?
kits by fila

Charlotte Church – voice of an angel
Bryn Terfel – you also do singing
Ashley Williams – is actually from Smethwick
Howard Marks – smoked for CIA
Tom Jones – false tan traces bye bye
Owain Glyndŵr – limited but effective

Revol football
Revol football
Milk milk, Ian Rush
Scouse scouse
Fifa fifa

Author: Jon Bounds

Jon was voted the ‘14th Most Influential Person in the West Midlands’ in 2008. Subsequently he has not been placed. He’s been a football referee, venetian blind maker, cellar man, and a losing Labour council candidate: “No, no chance. A complete no-hoper” said a spoilt ballot. Jon wrote and directed the first ever piece of drama performed on Twitter when he persuaded a cast including MPs and journalists to give over their timelines to perform Twitpanto. But all that is behind him.

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